life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
will you marry me pussy = me trying to marry pussy
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
Pure Happiness. (x)
"What’s that? Dearest human, wh—oh? Oh. Dude. Duuuuude."