We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
Holy shit this guy deserves all the head in the world
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure
some people have concentration-issues
some people have other hobbies
and some people just dont fucking like reading alright
shut the fuck up and sit down